Real World: Portland — What’s Marlon’s Big Secret?
Last night's episode of Real World: Portland was called 'Hot Air Jordan', which I thought at first meant they'd be eating chili out of giant sneakers, but which in reality meant that roommate Jordan...
View ArticleReal World: Portland — Averey And Johnny Had Sex What In The Where Now?
Welp, Real World Portland is already shaping up to be one of the sexy-sexiest seasons ever, and it's only the third episode. More »Real World: Portland — Averey And Johnny Had Sex What In The Where...
View ArticleReal World: Portland — Get Prepped For Our Live Chat With Joi And Nia!
Tune in to Crushable's live Facebook chat with Real World: Portland cast members Joi and Nia. You can ask Joi why she left the show, and find out from Nia why she says she has a problem with lying....
View ArticleI Bet You Want A Sneak Peek Of Tonight’s Real World: Portland Episode
I know you -- you're sitting at your desk right now being like, "Land sakes alive, I sure would like a preview clip of tonight's episode of The Real World: Portland! After all, Joi left last week, and...
View ArticleReal World: Portland — Hurricane Nia Has Made Landfall
In case you were worried that you'd watch The Real World: Portland and never hear the words "I want to suck the skin off your dick", then never fear, because Nia is here. More »Real World: Portland —...
View ArticleReal World: Portland — You Ready For Our Live Chat With Averey?
There's a new episode of The Real World: Portland tonight, and since Crushable is partnering with those fine folks all season long, I bet you know what that means -- we'll be live-chatting with two of...
View ArticleThe Real World: Portland — Every Girl In This House Is Loony
This should surprise no one, considering this is The Real World: Portland we're talking about, but I'm starting to worry that there are no normal girls on the show. More »The Real World: Portland —...
View ArticleReal World: Portland — Nia Continues To Be Terrifying
There was a brand-spankin' new episode of The Real World: Portland last night, and you'll be pleased to know that it did absolutely nothing to make me less terrified of Nia, the newest roommate in the...
View ArticleReal World: Portland — Jordan Finally Opens Up To Someone
At this point, they probably don't even need to call this show The Real World: Portland, anymore, because it's really just transitioned into being The Real World: Nia. That's how crazy this girl is....
View ArticleThe Real World: Portland — Everybody Hates Jess
I hope The Real World: Portland is almost over, because this cast's antics are getting more annoying than entertaining. Jessica in particularly is really getting on my last nerve, which is a feeling I...
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